For Our Friends.

I don't know you very well.

And you're extremely close with him.

It feels like i'm treading in dangerous water.

But you're nice.

You don't care that i look like a mess more often then not.

And i'm really liking this friendship.

Best Ex Friend.

Y'know what,

it would possibly be a little better

if you at least tried to understand

and accept the way you've hurt me.

Y'know if you didn't keep trying to justify it

and actually took the consequences like the person you claim to be.

But the fact that you wont,

the fact that you are trying to make it seem like what you did was ohkay,

that was the deciding factor.

That's what ended our friendship.

Failure By Designer Jeans.

A friend and i have been having a debate about

whether wearing skinny jeans

as well as jandals (flip flops)

is considered "normal" or a "fashion disaster".

So i decided to take it to the unbiased opinions

of the Omegle society.

With the simple starting statement of

"Flip flops and skinny jeans, yay or nay?"

and sitting through multiple disconnects and horny strangers,

these are the replies.

Might i also add,

that i didn't say anything to sway their opinions.

I merely asked them to explain why.

"Yay. If you're actually skinny."

"Nay. It's very weird."

"Bitch. Please."

"Nay for a guy. Yay for a girl. Girls are built differently and their feet are usually smaller so they don't like, stick out. I hate when guys wear flip flops with jeans. God, i can't stand it. But that's just my opinion. I wouldn't date someone who wore that. Well, i would date them but i wouldn't like them wearing that. I'm gonna make sure my boyfriend looks good."

"Nay. That looks nasty."

"Yay."

"Fucker."

"Yay!!!! Cause they are in style and they give a laid back look."

"Nay. It depends. If it's a nice pair of legs, i'd say it's ohkay. But most people can't pull it off. Men in general should never wear skinny jeans. Women have the perfect size to make it work. I've never been a fan of fashion trends. So i'm a little biased."

"Skinny jeans are gay. Scenefag lololol,"

"Yay. Well, i'm female and i like wearing it cos it makes my ass look awesome and guys stare but males only wear skinny jeans if your cock is at least six inches."

- I told her i disagreed with her second statement.

"Yay on women."

"Yay, sillyface. YAAAAY. Because it's comfy. Duh. Need i say more? No."

"Guy, no. Girl, maybe. Skinny jeans on a guy is fine as long as he isn't fat. But i think only girls should wear flip flops."

"Yay! It's a look that can go many different ways. The shirt you wear and type of flip flops you wear can make the style bohemian, fashionable and comfortable."

"Nay."

"Yay."

"Yay. Show ma ass. That's why. And ma new nail polish too -- "

She started rambling on and on about men and how they talk about how sexy she is with her nail polish. I think she was trying to seduce me. I disconnected.

"Yay all the way! Cause it's like, the best."

"Hmm.. Nay. It looks kind of strange. Skinny jeans and converse, now that's a yay."

"Yay defoo. Cos i love flip flops and Lil Wayne."

"Yay. Cos a girl looks good in them."

"Yay. Cos it looks simple."

"Yay. Skinny jeans are hot on chicks and flip flops are comfy."

"I'm not a big fan of flip flops with jeans in general. Separately, they're fine."

"Ew."

"Yay."

"Depends on their size."

"Nay. Gay. Uncomfortable. Plus bad for sperm count. Serious mate, it's all scientific. Girls can torment themselves for fashion reasons all they want. Not clear to me. I myself don't like flip flops too. But that's my own bigotry."

High Timez.

We stayed up 'til crazy hours of the morning,

blasting the hardcore music she hates

and getting higher then the clouds,

to paint childish cartoon characters onto your wall.

There wasn't any reason for it,

it was a spare of the moment thing.

But that's what life is.

It's small decisions in life.

Even though i don't remember much about our "intense talk"

I can't thank you enough for being there at that point.

"Just be you. You're a good cunt and i love you."

Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over.

Kinny.

I've never really liked animals.

But walking past the pet shop and see this little guy staring at us,

it's impossible to turn away.

I named him after Jeremy McKinnon,

lead singer of A Day To Remember.

If animals could talk,

he would have had me at hello.

(:

Power.

Goodbye, Goodnight, For Good.

"I just wanna say goodbye.

Disappear with no one knowing.

I don't wanna live this lie,

smiling to the world unknowing.

I don't want you to try,

you've done enough to keep me going.

I'll be fine.

I'll be fine.

I'll be fine for the very last time."

Prepare for death.

Death is prepared for you.