Failure By Designer Jeans.

A friend and i have been having a debate about

whether wearing skinny jeans

as well as jandals (flip flops)

is considered "normal" or a "fashion disaster".

So i decided to take it to the unbiased opinions

of the Omegle society.

With the simple starting statement of

"Flip flops and skinny jeans, yay or nay?"

and sitting through multiple disconnects and horny strangers,

these are the replies.

Might i also add,

that i didn't say anything to sway their opinions.

I merely asked them to explain why.

"Yay. If you're actually skinny."

"Nay. It's very weird."

"Bitch. Please."

"Nay for a guy. Yay for a girl. Girls are built differently and their feet are usually smaller so they don't like, stick out. I hate when guys wear flip flops with jeans. God, i can't stand it. But that's just my opinion. I wouldn't date someone who wore that. Well, i would date them but i wouldn't like them wearing that. I'm gonna make sure my boyfriend looks good."

"Nay. That looks nasty."

"Yay."

"Fucker."

"Yay!!!! Cause they are in style and they give a laid back look."

"Nay. It depends. If it's a nice pair of legs, i'd say it's ohkay. But most people can't pull it off. Men in general should never wear skinny jeans. Women have the perfect size to make it work. I've never been a fan of fashion trends. So i'm a little biased."

"Skinny jeans are gay. Scenefag lololol,"

"Yay. Well, i'm female and i like wearing it cos it makes my ass look awesome and guys stare but males only wear skinny jeans if your cock is at least six inches."

- I told her i disagreed with her second statement.

"Yay on women."

"Yay, sillyface. YAAAAY. Because it's comfy. Duh. Need i say more? No."

"Guy, no. Girl, maybe. Skinny jeans on a guy is fine as long as he isn't fat. But i think only girls should wear flip flops."

"Yay! It's a look that can go many different ways. The shirt you wear and type of flip flops you wear can make the style bohemian, fashionable and comfortable."

"Nay."

"Yay."

"Yay. Show ma ass. That's why. And ma new nail polish too -- "

She started rambling on and on about men and how they talk about how sexy she is with her nail polish. I think she was trying to seduce me. I disconnected.

"Yay all the way! Cause it's like, the best."

"Hmm.. Nay. It looks kind of strange. Skinny jeans and converse, now that's a yay."

"Yay defoo. Cos i love flip flops and Lil Wayne."

"Yay. Cos a girl looks good in them."

"Yay. Cos it looks simple."

"Yay. Skinny jeans are hot on chicks and flip flops are comfy."

"I'm not a big fan of flip flops with jeans in general. Separately, they're fine."

"Ew."

"Yay."

"Depends on their size."

"Nay. Gay. Uncomfortable. Plus bad for sperm count. Serious mate, it's all scientific. Girls can torment themselves for fashion reasons all they want. Not clear to me. I myself don't like flip flops too. But that's my own bigotry."

High Timez.

We stayed up 'til crazy hours of the morning,

blasting the hardcore music she hates

and getting higher then the clouds,

to paint childish cartoon characters onto your wall.

There wasn't any reason for it,

it was a spare of the moment thing.

But that's what life is.

It's small decisions in life.

Even though i don't remember much about our "intense talk"

I can't thank you enough for being there at that point.

"Just be you. You're a good cunt and i love you."

Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over.

Kinny.

I've never really liked animals.

But walking past the pet shop and see this little guy staring at us,

it's impossible to turn away.

I named him after Jeremy McKinnon,

lead singer of A Day To Remember.

If animals could talk,

he would have had me at hello.

(:

Power.

Goodbye, Goodnight, For Good.

"I just wanna say goodbye.

Disappear with no one knowing.

I don't wanna live this lie,

smiling to the world unknowing.

I don't want you to try,

you've done enough to keep me going.

I'll be fine.

I'll be fine.

I'll be fine for the very last time."

Prepare for death.

Death is prepared for you.

Alone In The Dark.

I've been hurt by too many people.

It's made me who i am today.

Shy.

Insecure.

Paranoid.

Today i was thinking,

imagine how much easier it would be for me,

and the majority of others,

if i was alone.

Perhaps that's what i'll do.

Maybe that's how it's suppose to be.

Loneliness is the one thing i know best.

It's a comfortable feeling.

I've been so used to it.

Sharing a bed with my demons.

I wake up from my nightmares.

I calm myself down.

I can be alone.

It's what i know best.

Maybe,

that's how it's suppose to be.

Better Days.

I wont let you find out,

as much as it kills me to hide this from you.

A few days go,

i would have thought twice about this situation.

But now,

i don't think you deserve the truth,

seeing as i obviously wasn't worth it in your eyes.

You Deserve Nothing And I Hope You Get Less.

She told you the way she felt for you

and all you could think to say is

"What are you up to?".

She pretty much worships you.

I don't see what she sees in you,

but whatever it is,

it's something big.

In some ways,

i'm glad you didn't respond the way a normal human would,

because she's way to good for you.

She deserves the best

and no matter what she might think,

it ain't a girl like you.

Angels Sleep With The Lights Off.

Right now,

i'm well past overtired.

My body has had less sleep then it seems to like.

I'm way past the point of wanting to sleep.

I keep biting everyones heads off.

And to top it off,

you wont get the fuck out of my head.

Hold On Tight, Time Travels Fast.

Every person is different

and every person is perfect fro someone.

They might not be perfect for their whole lives,

but at some point in your life,

you'll find someone perfect.

They might only be for a small amount of time

and you might have several perfect people in your life.

But at each point,

they will be different.

And one day,

you'll find someone that is perfect all the time.

You'll fond someone who is your favourite

throughout every stage of your on going life.

And them...

they are the ones you'll wanna hold on tight to.

Ever Then Same, And Always Will Be.

I know you think i'm a real pain in the ass.

I know you think i'm annoying

when i stop you to hug me when we're walking.

I know you absolutely loathe in when i tickle you.

I know you get annoyed

cos i always want to hold your hand

even when you need them.

Truth is,

i know that inside you really love it.

And i like seeing you smile.

If I Only Had The Heart.

When Dreams Become Nightmares.

It's funny how we can dream of dreams that are so far from reality.

Because in all truth,

some way or another,

our dreams are exactly what is going on inside our minds.

How Glorious, This Alteration.

Photography is not difficult.

It's hardly even art to me.

Glorification of the mundane.

Never Meant To Break Your Heart.

I never meant to hurt you

and i have told you that time and time again.

I know from first hand that sorry hardly means a thing.

But i'm trying.

I just can't do it if you refuse to see what's right in front of your face.

I'm happy with her

and i wouldn't change a thing.

But that doesn't mean i don't want you.

Because, fuck, i do.

Can't we be innocent?

Can't we get to know each other in a harmless way?

Let me be happy.

Let us be innocent.

Acoustic.

"Girl, you're busy and that's fine

but there's one thing i gotta get off my mind.

I wont take to much of your time.

I promise this wont last long.

I used to be your biggest fan.

You used to say i was your man.

Now if i can't have you, no one can.

I'll be the last boy you hang up on.

So when the blindfold starts to slip

and the rope starts to rip

and i start ti give

and girl, you know i'm sorry.

But tonight i'll wait until i know you're fast asleep

to poison you with memories of you and me.

I pray you die slowly so i can be the last thing you see.

She's losing consciousness.

I'm gaining confidence.

It's starting to make sense.

She's covered in finger prints

from her lips to her hips.

All i wanted was one more kiss."

Backyard Poison.

Lies are like the move Poison Sting commonly used in Pokemon.

The initial damage is minimal,

but there's a chance it can make you sick.

If I Leave.

Tell me you aren't going to leave me.

Tell me you would do anything for me.

Tell me you would miss me if i wasn't around.

Tell me you would follow me if i walked away.

Tell me you will hold me together when i'm falling apart.

Tell me you aren't going to leave me.